My Life of Bad Dog Puns With Bubble – A Fun Pun Lover’s Blog

Remember my dog Bubble? Then you are reading my blog for the first time, I guess! It is my Chiawa dog named Bubble! If you’re not new, then you are already aware of how I am obsessed with my baby dog. And I am also hopelessly addicted to bad dog puns. These are the kind of jokes that make people laugh harder and louder. Maybe it’s just Bubble’s fault! Sometimes he stares at me with those big brown eyes, and suddenly I’m inspired to say something ridiculous like I find you pawsitively irresistible..

I know, I know it is terrible, but I warned you already!

So this is my official confession with the blog filled with dog puns, not good ones, not clever ones, but only bad dog puns that might make you feel lose faith in humanity but hopefully gain faith in Bubble! So let’s get started.

Why I like bad dog puns!

I think these bad puns are the way of coping with Bubble’s chaos 😅. For example, one day he knocks over a plant, and instead of yelling at him, I told him “You really need to leaf things alone” for God’s sake!
When he steals my sock, I used to say Y”ou’re acting a little pawssessive today”, and when he refuses to go for a walk, “Well, someone’s being a real sit-uation.” Isn’t that healthy? No idea, but I think it is really funny.

50+ Bad Dog Puns (You Were Warned)

Here we go. Hold on to your leashes.

1. I’m having a ruff day.
2. Don’t worry, I’m pawsitive it gets better.
3. You’ve got to be kidding, or should I say k-9-ing?
4. Let’s stop hounding each other.
5. I’m not lying, I’m lab-solutely honest.
6. That’s a little far-fetch-ed.
7. Quit being so terrier-fying.
8. I’ll paws for dramatic effect.
9. I’m just trying to stay ahead of the pack.
10. That’s im-paw-sible!
11. I’m having a pawsome time.
12. Let’s not make this awk-ward.
13. Bubble is my fur-st love.
14. He always nose what I’m thinking.
15. His loyalty is off the leash.
16. I’m barking mad about him.
17. He has a bone-afide cute face.
18. I’m not kidding—his charm is fur real.
19. I see he’s pup-parently hungry again.
20. I’ll give him a treat to avoid any mis-dog-standing.
21. He’s the ulti-mutt companion.
22. Bubble doesn’t get tired—he’s in-dog-structible.
23. My home is his territory.
24. Sometimes he’s fetch-ing compliments.
25. He acts like he’s pup-retty important.
26. When he’s dirty, he gives me a grime and punishment kind of vibe.
27. Bubble thinks he’s a paw-litician giving speeches.
28. I tell him, “Don’t make me re-tail this story.”
29. He loves barking up the wrong tree.
30. He’s a total canine-do attitude kind of pup.
31. He might start a dog-umentary about his life.
32. His zoomies are unfur-gettable.
33. His favorite band is the Beagles.
34. He wanted a job as a bark-tender.
35. Or maybe a lab-assistant.
36. He’s a hot-dog in summer.
37. Bubble thinks every meal is bow-wow delicious.
38. He’s too fur-midable for small dogs.
39. He’s the woofer to my tweeter.
40. Our bond is fur-ever.
41. Sometimes he gets in trouble but says, “I paws to apologize.”
42. “Don’t take that litter-ally,” I tell him.
43. He brings me collar-ful joy.
44. He always has a paws-itive influence on me.
45. He’s basically a comedy pup-star.
46. I follow him because he’s a natural pack-leader.
47. When he sleeps, he’s my snore-ciety.
48. When he farts, he commits airs of terrier.
49. I told him to pose for photos and he said, “Chew-se your angle.”
50. He never stops because he’s fur-thermore unstoppable.
51. And finally: My life with Bubble? It’s dog-gone wonderful.

Bad dog puns won’t save the world. They won’t make me famous. They won’t even impress my friends. But they make me smile—and Bubble seems to enjoy my enthusiasm, even if he pretends otherwise.

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