Dog Holiday Puns: The Best Xmas and Halloween Dog Puns

For me, any holiday celebration is incomplete without a dog! And in my case, that dog is my little baby Chiawa fluff ball named Bubble! Bubble is tiny, very dramatic, but with more personality than half of the humans I know. I’m a person who lives for wordplay, I mean I love those. And from 2023, I have made it my first mission to pack every season with my dog holiday puns as possible. I mean, why should humans have all the pun? 🧸😗

This blog is like a little treasure chest of seasonal silliness which has 50+ puns for Christmas, Halloween, and every holiday in between, so get ready!!

🎄 Dog Xmas Puns (Dog Christmas Puns)

Nothing gets me in the Christmas spirit like Bubble prancing around in a Santa coat, looking like “Santa Paws” himself. Here are my favorite Dog Xmas Pans (yes, I know it’s “puns”—but the typo is punny in itself):

1. Santa Paws is coming to town!
2. Wishing you a furry Christmas.
3. Have yourself a hairy little Christmas.
4. May your days be merry and bright, and your dog be polite.
5. Dachshund through the snow!
6. Fleas Navidad!
7. I’m feeling pup-to-the-mistletoe.
8. It’s the most wag-derful time of the year.
9. I’m dreaming of a white Bark-mas.
10. Jingle bells, jingle tails!
11. Paws on earth and goodwill to dogs.
12. Let’s raise the “woof” this Christmas!
13. Have a Holly Jolly Dog-mas.
14. Dear Santa, I can explain…but Bubble can’t.
15. You’re the ulti-mutt Christmas gift.
16. Merry Woof-mas to all and to all a good night!
17. All I want for Christmas is chew.
18. Yappy Christmas!
19. Barking around the Christmas tree.
20. Bubble says: “I’ve been Santa’s goodest helper!”

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🎃 Dog Halloween Pun Madness

Halloween at my house is basically Bubble wearing a different costume every hour because I can’t choose just one. And yes, I use dog halloween pun captions for every photo. Here are my seasonal favorites:

21. Happy Howl-o-ween!
22. Time to get a little pup-spooky.
23. Bubble is the cutest little boo-wower.
24. Feeling fang-tastic today.
25. No tricks, just treats…and treats…and more treats.
26. I’m here for the howl-oween snacks.
27. Witch way to the dog treats?
28. The ghostest with the mostest.
29. Ready for a paws-itively spooky night.
30. Have a terrier-fying Halloween!
31. Fur-ight night begins now.
32. Bubble says: “I’m here for the scare-snacks.”
33. Too cute to spook.
34. Happy bark-o-ween!
35. Let’s get this paw-ty startled.

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🎉 More Dog Holiday Puns for Every Season

Bubble and I don’t limit puns to December and October—oh no. Every holiday is a paw-turnity:

36. Happy Bark-day, America! (4th of July)
37. Red, white, and chews.
38. I pledge allegiance to the wag.
39. New Year, New Chew!
40. Pawsperous New Year!
41. Ready for a tail-blazing year.
42. Love is in the air-bud (Valentine’s Day).
43. You’re my fur-ever Valentine.
44. I chews you!
45. Feeling lucky? I’ve got the best paw-t of gold (St. Patrick’s Day).
46. Sham-rock and wag-roll!
47. Hoppy Easter from my little fur-bunny.
48. Egg-stra cute, egg-stra fluffy.
49. Thanksgiving? More like Thanks-giving Treats.
50. Feast mode: activated.
51. I’m grateful for Bubble’s “pup-gratitude.”
52. Sparkle season? More like bark-le season.

Why dog puns make holidays better?

I mean, if you’re a dog lover, then you can totally relate to it. After the moment when I first got my pet, I realised that holidays are not just about the decorations, the food, or the presents. It is about the joy you share, and nothing spreads joy like a good dog holiday pun. Bubble tilts his head at my jokes, but I like to believe deep down that at least he appreciates my efforts! ☺️

Also Read:

• 20+ Dog Christmas Puns for a Fetching Holiday
• 150+ Funny Dog Puns That’ll Make You Howl with Laughter
• My Life of Bad Dog Puns With Bubble – A Fun Pun Lover’s Blog