Funny Would You Rather Questions From Real Reddit Threads

Hello guys, welcome back to my blog. Today I am going to tell you about some funny would you rather questions that I found on Reddit. If you and your friends get bored on car rides or at parties, these funny would you rather questions are exactly what you need.

I went through big threads on r/WouldYouRather and r/AskReddit, where thousands of people share their own would you rather questions. Some of them are gross, some are awkward, and some are just plain weird. I picked the ones that made me laugh the most and put them here for you, guys.

Why Would You Rather Questions Are So Funny

If you ask me, the whole fun of this game is that both options are usually bad, so you have to pick the “less bad” one. That is where all the arguing and laughing starts.

Also, I think it works so well in a group because everyone answers different, and then everyone wants to know why. Simple game, but honestly it never gets old, even with the same friends.

Gross and Body-Related Would You Rather Questions

This is the category where people get really creative, in a disgusting way. Reddit users clearly enjoy questions about weird body stuff, and I found some real classics here.

One user asked, would you rather shit a pineapple or piss a grape. Sounds simple but it is honestly a very hard choice once you think about it for more then a second. (Source)

Another one, would you rather change gender every time you sneeze, or not be able to tell the difference between a baby and a muffin. This one is so random it made me laugh out loud reading it. (Source)

There is also this one, which I think is the weirdest of the whole list: would you rather have pubic hair as teeth, or teeth as pubic hair. I really do not have a good answer for this one, honestly. (Source)

Awkward Social Would You Rather Questions

This group is about weird social situations, and I think these are the ones that get the most debate going, because people start explaining their reasons a lot.

Would you rather fight a goat every time you enter the bathroom, or fight a kangaroo every morning before breakfast. Both animals are known to be strong fighters, so this is actually a tough pick. (Source)

Here is a good one about reputation: would you rather not do something bad with a goat but have everyone think you did, or actually do it but nobody ever finds out. This question makes people think a lot about what matters more, the truth or what people think of you. (Source)

And this one hits close to home for a lot of us: would you rather give your parents unrestricted access to your browsing history, or your boss. I think most people would rather die than answer this one honestly. (Source)

Food-Related Would You Rather Questions

Food questions are always a big part of any would you rather list, because everyone can imagine the taste right away, and that makes it more funny or more disgusting.

Would you rather eat poop flavored chocolate, or chocolate flavored poop. On paper both sound the same, but somehow it is still a hard question, if you ask me. (Source)

And a simpler one: would you rather eat mayonnaise for the rest of your life, or sweat mayonnaise for the rest of your life. I personally think eating it is easier, but a lot of people online disagreed with me. (Source)

Quick Table: Funny Would You Rather Questions

I made this small table so you don’t have to scroll and read again, just pick one and ask your friends directly.

Category	Would You Rather Question	Why It’s Funny
Gross / Body	Shit a pineapple or piss a grape	Both sound painful, hard to pick
Gross / Body	Change gender every sneeze, or can’t tell baby from muffin	So random, makes no sense, still funny
Gross / Body	Pubic hair as teeth, or teeth as pubic hair	Most disturbing one on this list
Social	Fight a goat in the bathroom, or a kangaroo before breakfast	Both animals are actually dangerous fighters
Social	Everyone thinks you did something with a goat, or you did it and nobody knows	Tests if truth or reputation matters more
Social	Parents see your browser history, or your boss does	Everyone has a strong, fast opinion here
Food	Poop flavored chocolate, or chocolate flavored poop	Sounds the same, still feels different
Food	Eat mayo forever, or sweat mayo forever	Simple question, very split answers

Honestly, “parents or boss seeing your browsing history” is still the one that gets my friends arguing the loudest, every single time.

A Few Facts About the Would You Rather Game

Small break from the questions, here are some simple facts about the game itself, in case you did not know.

Fact	Detail
It’s a party and conversation game	The game gives you two choices, and you must pick only one, you cannot say “both” or “neither”
It shows up in pop culture a lot	Shows like Family Guy and podcasts like Comedy Bang! Bang! have used it as a running bit
There is even a TV game show for it	BBC America made a real show called “Would You Rather…? with Graham Norton” based on this game
Reddit has a whole community for it	The subreddit r/WouldYouRather is fully dedicated to just posting and answering these questions

I think it’s honestly funny that a simple two-choice question turned into full TV shows and podcast segments. Shows how good this game actually is, if you ask me.

How I Like to Use These Questions

If you want to actually get your group laughing, here is what I personally do.

Start with an easy one, like the food ones, before going into the really gross body ones, it warms people up first.
Always ask “why” after someone answers, that is honestly where the real funny part comes from, not the question itself.
Save the awkward social ones, like the browsing history one, for when everyone already knows each other well, so nobody feels weird.

I think rule number two is the most important one here. The question is just the start, the “why” is what actually makes people laugh.

FAQ

Q: What are some good funny would you rather questions to ask friends? A: Simple ones work great to start, like the mayo one or the goat and kangaroo one. Save the really gross body ones for later once everyone is comfortable.

Q: Where can I find more funny would you rather questions? A: Reddit is honestly the best place, especially r/WouldYouRather and r/AskReddit. That is where I found every question in this post.

Q: Are funny would you rather questions good for parties? A: Yes, 100%. I use them at parties, road trips, and even boring family dinners. They always get people talking and laughing fast.

Q: Do would you rather questions have a right answer? A: No, not really. That is the whole point, if you ask me. Everyone picks different, and that is what makes the arguing fun.

Final Words

So guys, that was my collection of funny would you rather questions, covering gross body ones, awkward social ones, and a few food based ones too. I also added a quick table and some real facts about the game, so you have everything in one place.

If you enjoyed this kind of light, silly content, you should also check my post on Funny Topics to Debate for more friend-group arguments, or my No Pun Intended post if you like simple word humor. I also wrote about some Funny Biology Questions if you like this same kind of silly-but-thinking content.

Next time you are bored with friends, just pick a few questions from this list and watch everyone start arguing in two minutes flat. Keep on visiting Funny Puns Only for more!