Funny Dog Quotations: Best Funny Dog Quotes

People like me, I imagine, feel incomplete without having a puppy or a dog. And sometimes I can express my feelings to someone with a quote that includes ‘dog’ in it. You can post it on your Instagram or WhatsApp status. Remember my little cute puppy named Bubble? These quotes are perfect for her too. Today, I’m going to share my top ten funny dog quotes that you can use anywhere, and these are not just funny but inspirational too. I found all these quotes from related threads.

Funny Dog Quotes I Found on Reddit

I spent a good time going through Reddit threads for this post, mainly r/dogs, r/funny, and r/AskReddit. Dog owners on there are honestly very funny people, they come up with the best one-liners about their own dogs. Here is a table of my favorites, with where I found them.

If you ask me, “have your people call my people” is my personal favorite from this whole list. It makes every dog sound so important, and honestly, they kind of are.

Famous Funny Dog Quotes

Reddit is not the only place with good dog humor, some very famous writers also wrote funny lines about dogs a long time ago. I looked these up and I think they are still funny today, maybe even more then some new jokes.

1. The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog

2. The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

3. Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside a dog, it’s too dark to read.

4. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.

5. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

6. If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

7. Be the person your dog thinks you are.

8. “A tired dog is a good dog.” Simple and true.

9.”In dog years, I’m dead.” Dumb in the best way.

10. My fashion philosophy is, if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.

11. Home is where the dog runs to greet you.

I also want to talk my favorite, honestly. I never knew Bubble’s nose was as unique as his own little fingerprint, that is kind of sweet if you think about it.

Final Words

So guys, that was my collection of funny dog quotations, some from Reddit, some from famous authors, and some just from clever dog tags. I have also added real dog facts, so this post is not just jokes, it has some proper information too. Honestly, researching this made me want to make Bubble a new dog tag with his own joke on it.

If you enjoyed this, you should also check my post on funny dog puns for more dog humor, or my confession post about bad dog puns inspired by Bubble. And if you ever wondered about that phrase people add after an accidental joke, I also wrote a whole post on what “no pun intended” actually means.

Keep on visiting Funny Puns Only for more funny dog quotations and pun-tastic content, guys! 🐾

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